Blake Shelton Opens Six Funny Valentines

Source: the boot.com

Funny man Blake Shelton is at it again! Country music’s answer to David Letterman unleashes another “Take 6 Tuesday” list to tickle your funny (hillbilly) bone. And this one’s just in time for the most romantic day of the year. (That’s Valentine’s Day for those of you planning on wearing black this Sunday).

In this special edition of Take 6 Tuesday (and you know it’s special because someone named Kelli, who was apparently not wearing pants, presented Blake with the cards to read) the singer/comedian reveals the top six Valentine’s Day cards you should never give somebody.

Among the sentiments expressed in the cards Blake opened and read were: “I love you so much it hurts … when I pee”; “Will you marry me … pysch!” and “This heart is big and red … just like that sore on your lip.”

Blake will continue Take 6 Tuesday until Tuesday, March 2, when he releases his new Six Pak album, ‘Hillbilly Bone.’ The title track, a duet with Trace Adkins, is currently in the Top 10 on the country singles charts.

Previous Take 6 Tuesday videos, including Blake’s Top 6 Twitter-ers, Top 6 Inappropriate New Year’s Toasts, Top 6 Words That Should Not Be in a Country Music Song and Top 6 Most Interesting Gifts From a Meet-and-Greet can be viewed here.

4 Comments to Blake Shelton Opens Six Funny Valentines

  1. Eve Perry's Gravatar Eve Perry
    February 10, 2010 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    Hi Lisa and Ray,

    My husband was listening to your show while plowing this am and you said there was an earthquake in Sycamore. Well we felt it here in Barrington Hills at 3:59 am as an amazing rumble. My first thought was that it was an earthquake and then I thought that had to be crazy until we heard your show announce it. Which I then thought that those winds had to be pretty rough. It was like a train was coming right by the house. Thought you’d like to know. The house rattled and shook but nothing fell off shelves.

  2. PAT's Gravatar PAT
    February 10, 2010 at 11:47 am | Permalink

    HEY LISA AND RAY
    DID’NT KNOW WHAT IT WAS UNTIL I LEFT FOR WORK @ 6:30. I LIVE IN BURLINGTON AND THE HOUSE STARTED SHAKING @ 3:59. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN EXPLOSION. SYCAMORE IS ONLY ABOUT 15 MIN. FROM HOME. EVERYTHING WAS VIBRATING. WE HAD A TRAIN DERAIL LAST MONTH IN TOWN AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE THAT AGAIN BUT ALL WAS QUIET.

  3. February 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    hey lisa and ray my fiance and i met on on us99 computer match and weve been together for 8 years and now we are getting married on august 28 this year we just want to say thank you

  4. February 11, 2010 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    i need a valentine my so called “valentine” only lasted a week! i found out he’s a player and that he’s married! happily single!!!! after bonnie can it be more men in 2010 for janina??? lol

Leave a Reply

  • Recent Comments:

    • Wendy: Really???? Lohan has a problem does she think all commercials with the name Lindsey are about her???? Get a...
    • Wendy: Awwww Drew she’s still soooo adorable and the shirt==priceless!!!!!
    • Wendy: Sure does look different!!!! And so clean shavin, looks like such a young man!!! But I like him the old way.
    • janina: awwww! drew your baby is so cute and she wears that shirt with pride! lol :)
    • janina sandoval: awwwpoor brad! :(