Source: the boot.com
Funny man Blake Shelton is at it again! Country music’s answer to David Letterman unleashes another “Take 6 Tuesday” list to tickle your funny (hillbilly) bone. And this one’s just in time for the most romantic day of the year. (That’s Valentine’s Day for those of you planning on wearing black this Sunday).
In this special edition of Take 6 Tuesday (and you know it’s special because someone named Kelli, who was apparently not wearing pants, presented Blake with the cards to read) the singer/comedian reveals the top six Valentine’s Day cards you should never give somebody.
Among the sentiments expressed in the cards Blake opened and read were: “I love you so much it hurts … when I pee”; “Will you marry me … pysch!” and “This heart is big and red … just like that sore on your lip.”
Blake will continue Take 6 Tuesday until Tuesday, March 2, when he releases his new Six Pak album, ‘Hillbilly Bone.’ The title track, a duet with Trace Adkins, is currently in the Top 10 on the country singles charts.
Previous Take 6 Tuesday videos, including Blake’s Top 6 Twitter-ers, Top 6 Inappropriate New Year’s Toasts, Top 6 Words That Should Not Be in a Country Music Song and Top 6 Most Interesting Gifts From a Meet-and-Greet can be viewed here.









Hi Lisa and Ray,
My husband was listening to your show while plowing this am and you said there was an earthquake in Sycamore. Well we felt it here in Barrington Hills at 3:59 am as an amazing rumble. My first thought was that it was an earthquake and then I thought that had to be crazy until we heard your show announce it. Which I then thought that those winds had to be pretty rough. It was like a train was coming right by the house. Thought you’d like to know. The house rattled and shook but nothing fell off shelves.
HEY LISA AND RAY
DID’NT KNOW WHAT IT WAS UNTIL I LEFT FOR WORK @ 6:30. I LIVE IN BURLINGTON AND THE HOUSE STARTED SHAKING @ 3:59. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN EXPLOSION. SYCAMORE IS ONLY ABOUT 15 MIN. FROM HOME. EVERYTHING WAS VIBRATING. WE HAD A TRAIN DERAIL LAST MONTH IN TOWN AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE THAT AGAIN BUT ALL WAS QUIET.
hey lisa and ray my fiance and i met on on us99 computer match and weve been together for 8 years and now we are getting married on august 28 this year we just want to say thank you
i need a valentine my so called “valentine” only lasted a week! i found out he’s a player and that he’s married! happily single!!!! after bonnie can it be more men in 2010 for janina??? lol